camp or no camp

Camp pros:
Guaranteed a job right now.
They all date very indiscriminately there. Easy to find a boyfriend who is hot, tall, blond, and jacked (basically every guy there).
Working food service. Maybe I'll learn to cook.

Camp cons:
They all date very indiscriminately there.
Working food service. Early shifts and long hours.
Sub-par shower and bathroom facilities for staff.
Don't think I'd grow much spiritually.
Little pay, and I'd have to raise support.
I don't know anyone, and they've all been friends since elementary school.

There are way more cons than pros, but I think Guaranteed a Job Right Now probably counts as like, 5 pros.